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The Best Kisser in Central Iowa...
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Wednesday, 02 February 2011 04:00
WARNING: Some of what you are about to read is totally made-up stuff.
Going Off Course - Take a long look at the attractive young people with Reagan era hairdos in the photo (L). It's obvious that they had been "making out" hot and heavy, isn't it? Mullet boy with the demented grin and a bloodstream full of "horn-mones" is Skippy Studjock, then 18 and star quarterback of the Marshallton Bobcats, circa 1986-'89. The randy girl, her coiffe a casualty of their passion, is Bobcat cheerleader Angie Hop, then 17.
The picture was taken twenty-three years ago. Back then Angie, or "Ang" as she is known to the multitude of people who love her, was voted "Most Likely to Kiss Guys" by her fellow Marshalltown (IA) H.S. students. Not only that, she was...
The Inaugural TwinCities Triathlon...
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Tuesday, 01 February 2011 04:40
By Kris Swarthout
It aint
Mad Love For MTN Readers...
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Tuesday, 01 February 2011 04:30
FREE LOVE, FREE SWAG & AFFECTIONATE DISCOUNTS
By Darin Wieneke
February is the month of LOVE, LOVE, LOVE! Although February has just begun, MTN is already caught up with strong emotions and is bursting at the seams with love for our readers! Since we can no longer contain our feelings, we are going to shower you with love and affection by way of free giveaways and discounts during the entire month of February. ELSMORE SWIM, K-SWISS, FITSOK, TRANSFORMING CHIROPRACTIC, ZIPNOSIS, OPTUMHEALTH PERFORMANCE, SHAMROCK THREAD DESIGN and my law practice, among others, are supporting MTN in this affectionate endeavor....
Pete's Climb to the Pass...
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Monday, 31 January 2011 04:00
Last Friday we received a cool slice of Heideggarian Existentialism from Litchfield triathlete Pete Royer. Have you ever heard Stephen Stills' "Thoroughfare Gap," Pete? If not, here's the LINK.
Hey MTN Guys,
I thought you might be interested in my little bike ride I did last summer. I didnt do as many tri's as I did Ride The Rockies in June. We rode 542 miles in a week thru and over the Rocky Mountains.
I attached two of our more epic days ride profiles....
More "Best Of" Stuff...
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Thursday, 27 January 2011 04:00
(Photo: Patrick Parish stalking Matt Payne at Minneman '09.)
BEST OF MINNESOTA TRIATHLONS: RUN COURSES
By Darin Wieneke
Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah! Animated cartoon mouse Speedy Gonzalez would love the courses nominated for the best triathlon run course in Minnesota. Several of them are ridiculously fast throughout. The others have ridiculously fast finishing stretches. I have a feeling that Speedy Gonzalez would be impressed with the speed of the racers if he was a spectator at these races and you would likely hear him utter one of his favorite sayings, especially when Patrick Parish, Jenny Wilcox or Dan Hedgecock whistled by: Holy frijoles! That thing runs faster than me!...
